A Split Personality Moment

I'm looking out my window at the picturesque view of my neighbors' rooftops, covered with a pristine frosting of snow, icicles delicately etched along the eaves and railings, snow making lacy patterns out of the tree limbs, snowflakes falling gently from the sky. All very Currier and Ives.

And I'm thinking "Dammit, I have to do carpool today, and rush hour is going to be hellish."

Oh, yeah, I've caught the Holiday Spirit...