Total Goober Moment
(distractedly half-watching new show "Kyle XY" with Vampire last week whilst busily turning the heel of a sock)
Me: That's ridiculous. Why would a kid pull down his pants and sit down on the toilet cover?
Teenaged Son: (incredulous look at his inexplicably dense mother)
[kid on screen plucks girlie magazine out of hiding place]
Teenaged Son: (clears throat pointedly)
Me: Oh. Right. Never mind...
Me: That's ridiculous. Why would a kid pull down his pants and sit down on the toilet cover?
Teenaged Son: (incredulous look at his inexplicably dense mother)
[kid on screen plucks girlie magazine out of hiding place]
Teenaged Son: (clears throat pointedly)
Me: Oh. Right. Never mind...
posted by Eileen at 1:16 PM
1 Comments:
reminds me of Em when I told him that I had cleaned his entire room.
He looked suddenly nervous/sneaky/titillated.
"You didn't...FIND anything, did you?" he said.
I replied with puzzlement, "FIND anything? Like...what?"
"Anything."
"uh, gee, I found lots of stuff..."
"like what?" he says.
"well, all kinds of junk!"
"ah, well, that's OK then", he answered with satisfaction. I obviously had not found the Something-Anything that he was worried I would find. :D
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